A fucking mugwump? Is that the best you can do?…

A fucking mugwump? Is that the best you can do? What do you call your real enemies, you know, the poor, fucking Muggles? I know, I know, it’s not from Harry Potter but it is from 1865. You’re doing a shite job of representing a fucking modern day tory party aren’t you? You’ve got all the fucking grace of a giant toddler, who’s randomly smeared his own shite all over the wall and by some massive coincidence it spells out fucking ‘Brexit’

If some Japanese tourists stumbled across you and that fucking Reese-Mogg having a conversation, with him in his top hat and coat tails and you mumbling incoherently whilst pulling the sides of your eyes back in a mocking fashion, they’d think they’d fallen through a fucking rift in the space time continuum and would be terrified some cunt would bang them in a fucking work house.

Did Theresa lose a fucking bet? Or was she trying to win the ‘who’s got the most ironic job’ competition when appointing you? Because if she was, then you as Foreign Secretary shits all over Blair’s Middle East Peace Envoy bid.

You’re a fucking cartoon, a jabbering juggernaut of carnage, a fucking bumbling tornado of catastrophe, whipping up the will of the people before dumping it in fucking Slough then blowing away, you fucking walking shambles.

25 thoughts on “A fucking mugwump? Is that the best you can do?…”

  1. I rekon he still has his eye on the top job. He backed Mayhem so she would take all the Brexit flack that will inevitably pebble dash her face as though a turd had been splattered between two plates right in front of her. He will then waltz in and claim that if Brexit had been negotiated his way, things would be much better.

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