You’re a bald headed bespectacled tweed abuser, you fucking walking…

You’re a bald headed bespectacled tweed abuser, you fucking walking thumb. You’re like a bloated Eddie Hitler with all the tragedy and non of the comedy. You make Toad of Toad Hall look modest in your fucking Nigel hand me downs, you fucking wannabe Peaky Blinder. You cash in on catastrophe don’t you? You’re The Sun personified, filled to brim with shite and not fit to wipe an arse on, you deceitful podge faced cretin confuser, you grinning two chinned truth skewer. You’re a rabble rousing sphere headed bullshit merchant. A hate crime denying division priming bollocks monger, you fucking spunk dwelling fact fudging shite waffler.

25 thoughts on “You’re a bald headed bespectacled tweed abuser, you fucking walking…”

  1. He once won the marathon, was knighted, and has a degree in every single subject. Plus a massive library, all filled with exact copies of the same book. Some say, he’s training as a surgeon so he can single handedly inspect every schoolgirl in the UK for signs of FGM, all we know is, he sounds like a lying, noncing, blow-up, flat capped spunkpuffin

  2. Didn’t he invent the Helter Skelter back in 1987 and found the cure to the Plague? I heard he once shagged Pamela Anderson, Uhura from Star Trek and the fit one from the Spice Girls.

  3. Nutgobbling spunkdribbler Nuttall was the man who invented the Theory of Relativtittyfumbling, everyone knows that. And premature ejaculativity as well…the Queen gave him the Order of the Royal Handjob for it, but he couldn’t get it up so she sucked his limp member until he Went.

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