You glow on tv with with your grey haired head,…

You glow on tv with with your grey haired head,
Spouting sugar coated pellets of fear and dread,
Wrapped in lies and disdain,
For the poor, the imported,
And the sick and the lame.

You squander our wealth
And let them bear the blame.
And you sell off our health
To the players of the game,
Your chums, the bankers,
The rich callous wankers,
And all the while we take the blame.

It’s a shame how we gobble
Up your lies and derision,
Then we fight and we squabble,
To your forced division,
Happily accepting your austerity prison,
And smiling whilst we all take the blame.

You’re a broken Toby Jug aren’t you Andrew Neil? Missing…

You’re a broken Toby Jug aren’t you Andrew Neil? Missing handles to the tune of one, still, there’s plenty of fucking spouting going on. You’re the worlds greatest Humpty Dumpty impersonator but no one wants to put you back together again, you lard skinned bias bestowing pig eyed spunk splurter. You’re a thatched mahogany twat catcher. You don’t suffer fools do you Andrew? Especially them backward leftie ones. You know best don’t you? You two for one shiny fodded Blue Nun advertiser and Portillo admirer. You’re a glistening twin chinned high horse mounter, a fucking stern oval headed patroniser, you dismissive fuck faced neck crusher.

So let me get this straight, home grown unelected officials…

So let me get this straight, home grown unelected officials have halted Britain leaving the rule of foreign unelected officials? Brilliant. Well done Lords for looking after the rights of so many of our beautiful European inhabitants, who not only make Britain truly great, but also ensure we have a functioning NHS. The saying is certainly correct when applied to Peers. Cunts are useful.