Like Bruce Forsyth in his twilight years, this page is…

Like Bruce Forsyth in his twilight years, this page is done with dancing and it’s tired, weary and sick of celebrity cunts.

Over 4,500 page likes in a very short time. Well done you immaculate bastards. Thanks for all the likes, comments, shares and them annoying fucking shocked emoji things, infact, speaking of emoji’s, can iPhone users stop using whichever one shows up as an envelope on Android phones? You know, for those of us too poor for luxuries like Iphones and Domino’s.

I’ll Tucker some other poor bastard soon. Keep sharing cunts.

Fuckity bye.

I feel sorry for the younger generation. Everything they do…

I feel sorry for the younger generation. Everything they do is documented through pictures, videos and uploads. When they apply for a job at the age of 35 the interviewer can see them with a johnny on their head at 18 before downing vodka from a boot then spewing up all over the place. They can also look back on all their nights out and realise they were crap, but the saddest thing of all is their loss of legendary status they attribute to one another. We all have memories of mad nights where Baz downed 85 shots then did karaoke stark bollocks naked whilst getting sucked off by a dwarf. It never happened but the story gets more outrageous the more it’s recounted throughout the years. This generation won’t have that. Baz will be forever on their smart phones downing two sambucas, taking his shirt off and kissing a 5ft 4″ woman before ruining a song.